Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.